Right this one is just mad;

A secondary school in Bury wanted to come up with a series of statements that reflected their interpretation of the local landscape,

“I like big breakfast muffins” was opposite the cake shop where muffins were found.

The market’s mint; translation the market is good

The Black Pitch;The footprint of a derelict building that was now used for playing football.

My personal favourite was “tuck your shirt in
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